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GOD
STOP BITCHING
FOREVER
BITCH ON YOUR OWN LIVEJOURNALS
THATS WHAT THEY'RE FOR

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( oh my stars and garters )

1. get fisted

2. get twizztd

3. keep emotions resisted

4. live unassisted

taking more volunteers to be backup when spinach's voice dies

HAPPY NEW YEAR i had a mini balloon popping party
i wanted to pop ballons on my vadge, i wanted to put them down my underwear and get kicked so they popped on my hoohoo in hilarious and painful ways

so i decided just to blow up ALL THE FUCKING BALLOONS and throw them all over my house and pop them balloon popping fucking pary
IT FUCKING
MY FINGER STILL HURTS
FROM TYING
FUCK PUMPS I DONT CAREA BOUT GETTING LIGHTHEADED BLOWING UP A SHIT TON OF BALLOONS
i want a tying pump
i want my balloons to get fucking tied for me
goddamnit
it hurts to type
YOU SEE THE SACRIFICES I MAKE FOR YOU


hahah bullshit the only sacrifice made was whoever thought they had hte record for most balloons popped in underwear on new years JUST HAD THAT TITLE SHATTERED



so i went to target and got about 350-400 balloons of different sizes and shapes and fucking colors and goddamnit I ONLY GOT ONE PUMP ONLY 72 BALLLOONS WERE POSSIBLE TO BLOW UP WITH YOUR MOUTH WHAT WAS I THINKING


oh god my finger fucking hurts and it is so swollen CHRISTOPHER HELP
I DONT WANNA IM SLEEPING
LAUREN HELP
BUT THERES ONLY ONE PUMP
AHH MY FINGER this is a good time for me to learn that i am TERRIBLE at tying balloons and lauren has to give me a fourty hour tutorial on proper balloon tying etiquette
no pinky out or dumb bullshit like that PULLING AS HARD AS POSSIBLE AND HURTING YOUR FINGER EVEN MORE BUT TYING QUICKLY AND EFFICIENTLY
suffer for a house full of ballooons
do it


but then boobie came to help because she had a REAL PARTY to go to
so she came to my hosue brought more pumps almost lost her finger tying balloons and then had to leave
so i covered her in skirts
she still has them
they're HER SKIRTS NOW


thanks boobie its time for you to leave so we're done right?


FFFUUUUCCKKKKKk


oh shit spinach is here and he got a haircut so he looks even mORE like the dude from earth wind and fire spinach lets blow up the rest of these
FUCKING
LONG ASS STUPID FUCKING BALLLOONS
AFTER POPPING LIKE TEN IN A ROW we decided that lauren was the only one that knew how to blow up and tie the long ass animal balloon balloons
she had a connection with the balloons.


SHE IS A BALLOON.


so she went online and read how to further her relationship with the fucking stupfid fucking IMPOSSIBLE BASTARD LONG BALLOONS
and she made me a hat
it was my crown

my hair popped it later


jack was all WELL TAHTS NOT SO GREAT LOOK AT MY HAT I HAVE A CONNECTI
shut up jack and drink your BLUE MOON MORE LIKE BOO HOO I DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS IM GOING TO DROWN MY SORROWS IN LIQUOR NOW


this is the POUT COUCH for babies that cant make anything with balloons so tehy go on timeout and watch youtube with their stupid REAL HATS
who the hell wears real hats naymore this is 2010 okay YOU GUYS ARE STUCK IN TWO THOUSAND WHIIIIIINNEEE


mike you didnt make ANYTHING you just stuck a balloon that YOU DIDNT EVEN BLOW UP in your pants
mike
miiiiike


its funny when i do it though


wow mike everyones got condom dicks now where have you been


doreamon wants big condom balloons too


doreamon cats cant use condoms they have spiny penises im sorry


its okay though because they make GREAT TOYS

OH SHIT GUYS ITS NEW YEARS LETS POP THESE FUCKERS QUICK GET THEM IN MY PANTS OKAY NOW KICK ME wiat its not working OKAY GRAB THEM USE TWO HANDS OH FUCK IT
ill do it myself






HOLY SHIT THAT RELALY HURTS AWESOME LETS PUT THE REST OF THE BALLOONS IN MY UNDERWEAR


pop pop pop pop pop pop


pop pop pop pop pop pop pop



pop pop pop


POP POP POP POP



the end

blowing up 1008394824902384 balloons for my last minute balloon popping party
if you're reading this and you're local and for some retarded reason i havent invited you and youre not doing anything better tonight you can come by and get hyphy and pop hella balloons

YEAR END RECAPPPPPp i was gonna put this behind a cut but guess what fuck you

first sentence (OF CONTENT) and picture of every month

JANUARY:

i have a trip planned to new york, the double discO salO criterionO collectionO, a cut on my toe from CHRISTOPHERS TOENAIL, a pass to macworld, and a lot of dirty laundry

FEBUARUAURY

i missed everythign this weekend

MARCH:

MY ASSHOLE HURTS
BUT WHO CARES I JUST ADDED KAGO SHINTARO AS A FRIEND ON YOUTUBE

APRIL:

MY WORKS CHECK BOUNCED THREE TIMES AHHHHH

MAY:

hitachi magic wands come in two speeds, jizz and jizz RIGHT NOW

JUNE:

dear anonymous gift giver
i have recieved the shirt you got me for my birthday in the mail today

JULY:

i dont know if any of you read dess's site and i hate plugging shit but if you care at all about how games work or are put together she knows a SHIT TON about level design and just blew me the fuck away with this post http://www.auntiepixelante.com/?p=459

AUGUST:

whoa my new apartment is pretty sweet

SEPTEMBER:

touchmaster 1 is the best nongame touchmaster 2 is TERRIBLE IN COMPARISON DO NOT PURCHASE THIS GAME IF YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT HOW AWESOME 1 IS

OCTOBER:

filtered my friends list, now i can read this clusterfuck

NOVEMBER:

going to new york to hang out with cactus and messhoff isfet and bytejacker and mary burgers and then go to a dumb wedding

DECEMBER:

goshi want to make an entry about all sorts of stuff including feelings, the picard song, riker's dramatic look, ketchup spaghetti, dramabombs, double dommeing, camwhoring, the flu, resentment, butterflies, tom robbins, work and THINGS THAT DONT MATTER AT ALL but i have all this work to do!

YES MA'AM I KNOW I HAVE HOMEWORK WATCH FOR MY NEXT ENTRY

what was your best christmas present and your worst christmas present


best:

luchador backpack

worst:

fingerless OR NOT gloves

I GOT A PRESENT FOR CHRISTOPHER



MERRY SQUISHMAS



IT EVEN HAS A TAIL