urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:yakub yakub yakub 2007-04-23T22:24:53Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:yakub:4641 2007-04-23T22:23:40Z 2007-04-23T22:24:53Z <img src="http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s57/yasub/asdf.jpg" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:yakub:4508 2007-04-08T03:13:32Z 2007-04-08T03:13:32Z <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tz7pzppa9jY"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tz7pzppa9jY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" allowScriptAccess="never"></embed> </object> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:yakub:4128 2007-04-06T21:12:05Z 2007-04-06T21:12:05Z <img alt="" src="http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s57/yasub/WoWScrnShot_040607_170557.jpg" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:yakub:3906 2006-04-13T07:15:52Z 2006-04-13T07:15:52Z The south side is the most original<br />I will affect you with my speech<br />That is like a blizzard on the microphone<br />I am working hard<br />Because I need to earn my money<br />My territory is from the State Fair down to Malcom X Blvd. and Pine St.<br />That is where killers and gangsters live<br />The boys around here have tw-two twenty inch rims on their low rider cars<br />This is another place<br />The south side is an island in the city<br />It is like a jungle with gorillas and apes<br />I am heavily involved in the drug trade within my domain<br />You can purchase cocaine by the pack or by the trainload<br />I am very serious<br />We are not fakers like vikings and raiders<br />When you drive down Malcom X Blvd. at night it is full of excitement like Las Vegas<br />You are small town thinkers<br />That's what you are<br />If you aren't planning a robbery than you should be involved with the drug trade<br />You need to earn enough to eat because you have to eat<br />I don't plan to starve<br />And I drive fast cars<br />[Unintelligible] <br />I will shoot my shotgun<br />And make people behave<br />[Unintelligible]<br />I am the king of the castle<br />A hustling master<br />Me and my associate "The Kid" took large quantities of narcotics from Texas to Nebraska<br />Listen to what I say<br />Don't bother me<br />My crew is so quick we could take up ballet<br />We had six people<br />All carrying guns<br />And we were selling about half a kilogram of cocaine every week<br />My partner "J" was driving his beautiful Jaguar sports car<br />He was driving fast so everyone was holding on tight<br />It got dark so we turned on the headlights<br />Twelve hours later we ended up at the Florida turnpike<br />We exited the highway at Daytona<br />With a lot of marijuana<br />Police pulled us over but they didn't find the ganja<br />When I had completed my task<br />I counted the cash<br />Drove back to Dallas, Texas<br />Blended the money in with my stash<br />A while ago, rich people used to think that expensive paint jobs were the most impressive feature of an automobile<br />Well I changed every ones mind when I started to put wood paneling on the inside of my automobile urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:yakub:3836 2005-11-08T01:46:47Z 2005-11-08T01:46:47Z now don't you really hate<br />when someone is calling you on your cellular phone<br />and you know for a fact that you haven't given them your phone number<br />it is a woman with loose morals who is after your money and fame<br />she is wasting your time that you could spend making money<br />by writing text messages <br />writing nonsense like "you are on my mind"<br />i respond to her like "listen up, base woman"<br />"you are wasting my time"<br />"plus the minutes on my skytel brand mobile phone are expensive"<br />"so stop wasting my money"<br />even the celluar plans that claim they offer unlimited minutes<br />they incur roaming charges <br />because the phone company will claim that you were out of your network<br />there are some cellphone prostitutes<br />that are out of control<br />you will say "god damn it" when you are driving your car<br />you will be swerving from side to side<br />about to crash <br />i'm about to throw my phone out of the window<br />because i am getting tired of this woman who is a bitch<br />what do you want from me?<br />i passed you along to my friend<br />but you still keep calling me<br />you even call me when you are with your boyfriend<br />claiming that you are just talking to a girlfriend<br />he doesn't know<br />you specialize in this<br />you are a cellphone prostitute for sure<br /><br />they call me "the juice"<br />i am known to love loose women<br />a gigalo at night<br />who is always in trouble<br />i drive around the city<br />i roll marijuana cigarettes that are sticky<br />i ride twenty two inch rims<br />and i love a woman's big breasts<br />hair gel and extensions<br />hair gel and extensions<br />if a woman is from a poor urban neighbourhood<br />then she will be fond of me<br />she has hair gel and hair extensions<br />hair gel and extensions<br />if she has a large round behind<br />then i am the man for her<br />as i was driving down the block<br />i recieved a pager beep<br />it read "i want to have sex"<br />it was from a cellphone prostitute<br />her name is rhonda perry<br />she works at a dairy<br />her technique at giving oral sex is amazing<br />but her face looks scary<br />as i was speeding down the street<br />trying to make it to her house<br />i recieved another page<br />from a sexually loose woman named minnie mouse<br />they call her minnie mouse<br />she lives in the memphis neighbourhood of peppertrees<br />she eats a lot of cheese<br />if you have sex with her, she will squeak urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:yakub:3329 2005-10-28T22:13:25Z 2005-10-28T22:13:25Z Well I'm a gun carrying, pistol wearing<br />Man who lives on your street<br />Stompin, jumpin, bumpin<br />I am excited and acting wild<br />Hitting women with my elbows<br />They are screaming and bleeding from the nose<br />We start to throw punches, knocking men unconcious<br />We are serious<br />The rap group Crime Mob is getting started<br />People from the Georgia neighbourhood of Ellenwood are very violent and are involved in criminal activities<br />If a man comes to me and insults me like a woman might<br />I will punch him right in the nose<br />And kick him while he is on the ground<br /><br />Yeah, we are punching with our fists and elbows and we are ready to fight<br />I bet I will start swinging <br />So people who are inclined to start trouble better think twice<br />See me, I am not a nice person<br />And the rap group Crime Mob isnt about to stop acting wild<br />We will attack you at the same time and we are as vicious as Saddam Hussain, Adolph Hitler, and Osama Bin Ladin<br />I hope someone tries to start a fight with me while I am with my friends <br />Enough is enough, boy<br />If you try to fight, I will beat you<br />You better have luck<br />Throw punches into the air if you are excited, boy<br /><br />I walk into the nightclub<br />Shaking my braided hair, and agressively swinging my elbows<br />And hitting people in the head<br />Bitch you are irrelavant, come to my place of residence<br />Back down before I leave you dead<br />I have been in fights and commited crimes<br />And I have not left any evidence behind<br />We are throwing fists and elbows because I am carrying a pistol<br />I will shoot you because you are wasting my time<br />You are stupid, I know what to do<br />I will murder you if you try to cause a problem with my friends<br />I have no patience for people who are jealous and insult me, so be careful when you are around me<br />If you talk about me in a negative manner then there will be a problem<br />You get wild with us, you will end up dead in a body bag<br />You get wild with me, and the situation will get ugly urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:yakub:1155 2004-06-01T20:21:00Z 2004-06-01T20:21:00Z dj screw - 3 in da mornin man....<br />RIP dj screw