diary of petey pablo chapter 2: still writing in my diary

The south side is the most original
I will affect you with my speech
That is like a blizzard on the microphone
I am working hard
Because I need to earn my money
My territory is from the State Fair down to Malcom X Blvd. and Pine St.
That is where killers and gangsters live
The boys around here have tw-two twenty inch rims on their low rider cars
This is another place
The south side is an island in the city
It is like a jungle with gorillas and apes
I am heavily involved in the drug trade within my domain
You can purchase cocaine by the pack or by the trainload
I am very serious
We are not fakers like vikings and raiders
When you drive down Malcom X Blvd. at night it is full of excitement like Las Vegas
You are small town thinkers
That's what you are
If you aren't planning a robbery than you should be involved with the drug trade
You need to earn enough to eat because you have to eat
I don't plan to starve
And I drive fast cars
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I will shoot my shotgun
And make people behave
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I am the king of the castle
A hustling master
Me and my associate "The Kid" took large quantities of narcotics from Texas to Nebraska
Listen to what I say
Don't bother me
My crew is so quick we could take up ballet
We had six people
All carrying guns
And we were selling about half a kilogram of cocaine every week
My partner "J" was driving his beautiful Jaguar sports car
He was driving fast so everyone was holding on tight
It got dark so we turned on the headlights
Twelve hours later we ended up at the Florida turnpike
We exited the highway at Daytona
With a lot of marijuana
Police pulled us over but they didn't find the ganja
When I had completed my task
I counted the cash
Drove back to Dallas, Texas
Blended the money in with my stash
A while ago, rich people used to think that expensive paint jobs were the most impressive feature of an automobile
Well I changed every ones mind when I started to put wood paneling on the inside of my automobile

now don't you really hate
when someone is calling you on your cellular phone
and you know for a fact that you haven't given them your phone number
it is a woman with loose morals who is after your money and fame
she is wasting your time that you could spend making money
by writing text messages
writing nonsense like "you are on my mind"
i respond to her like "listen up, base woman"
"you are wasting my time"
"plus the minutes on my skytel brand mobile phone are expensive"
"so stop wasting my money"
even the celluar plans that claim they offer unlimited minutes
they incur roaming charges
because the phone company will claim that you were out of your network
there are some cellphone prostitutes
that are out of control
you will say "god damn it" when you are driving your car
you will be swerving from side to side
about to crash
i'm about to throw my phone out of the window
because i am getting tired of this woman who is a bitch
what do you want from me?
i passed you along to my friend
but you still keep calling me
you even call me when you are with your boyfriend
claiming that you are just talking to a girlfriend
he doesn't know
you specialize in this
you are a cellphone prostitute for sure

they call me "the juice"
i am known to love loose women
a gigalo at night
who is always in trouble
i drive around the city
i roll marijuana cigarettes that are sticky
i ride twenty two inch rims
and i love a woman's big breasts
hair gel and extensions
hair gel and extensions
if a woman is from a poor urban neighbourhood
then she will be fond of me
she has hair gel and hair extensions
hair gel and extensions
if she has a large round behind
then i am the man for her
as i was driving down the block
i recieved a pager beep
it read "i want to have sex"
it was from a cellphone prostitute
her name is rhonda perry
she works at a dairy
her technique at giving oral sex is amazing
but her face looks scary
as i was speeding down the street
trying to make it to her house
i recieved another page
from a sexually loose woman named minnie mouse
they call her minnie mouse
she lives in the memphis neighbourhood of peppertrees
she eats a lot of cheese
if you have sex with her, she will squeak

Well I'm a gun carrying, pistol wearing
Man who lives on your street
Stompin, jumpin, bumpin
I am excited and acting wild
Hitting women with my elbows
They are screaming and bleeding from the nose
We start to throw punches, knocking men unconcious
We are serious
The rap group Crime Mob is getting started
People from the Georgia neighbourhood of Ellenwood are very violent and are involved in criminal activities
If a man comes to me and insults me like a woman might
I will punch him right in the nose
And kick him while he is on the ground

Yeah, we are punching with our fists and elbows and we are ready to fight
I bet I will start swinging
So people who are inclined to start trouble better think twice
See me, I am not a nice person
And the rap group Crime Mob isnt about to stop acting wild
We will attack you at the same time and we are as vicious as Saddam Hussain, Adolph Hitler, and Osama Bin Ladin
I hope someone tries to start a fight with me while I am with my friends
Enough is enough, boy
If you try to fight, I will beat you
You better have luck
Throw punches into the air if you are excited, boy

I walk into the nightclub
Shaking my braided hair, and agressively swinging my elbows
And hitting people in the head
Bitch you are irrelavant, come to my place of residence
Back down before I leave you dead
I have been in fights and commited crimes
And I have not left any evidence behind
We are throwing fists and elbows because I am carrying a pistol
I will shoot you because you are wasting my time
You are stupid, I know what to do
I will murder you if you try to cause a problem with my friends
I have no patience for people who are jealous and insult me, so be careful when you are around me
If you talk about me in a negative manner then there will be a problem
You get wild with us, you will end up dead in a body bag
You get wild with me, and the situation will get ugly

man....
RIP dj screw

Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: dj screw - 3 in da mornin